Ooh... what a choice. Got to be Steed. Peel would only slap my face! twitter.com/drmjones/statu…

Dined al fresco in our garden tonight and played the game 'Who of these two people would you like to have a drink w… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

As Sherlock Holmes said, 'The old wheel turns and the same spoke turns up...' Extract from newspaper July 18 pic.twitter.com/u8f4wLzEHB

They're just about to start singing 'Smoke Gets In My Eyes' twitter.com/meganeabbott/s…

Surely you mean two cocks in one picture? twitter.com/Stevevolkwrite…